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People Are Wearing This For Halloween<br><br>So yesterday we took a look at the top five selling Halloween costumes for guys, and today with a heavy heart I bring you the best sellers for gals.<br><br>Halloween has become nationally known as Dress Like A Slut Day. With today's lax attitude towards putting together an awesome costume underwear and a set of ears can make you a kitty cat. Hot? Yes. Lazy? You'd better believe it.<br><br>#1 - HARLEY QUINN - Sigh. Ok, fanboy gripe here but Harley's costume only has three diamonds on the sides. I'm struggling to say that this isn't that bad. What bothers me most behind it is that it's probably be worn by girls whose guys are wearing a Joker costume. Guys see someone wearing a Joker costume with a Harley hanging off of them and figure next year they'll do the same. It's a self perpetuating cycle. As much as I love Harley Quinn I have to say please don't wear this costume. The only way I could accept this is if you went with one of your girlfriends Halloween Costumes and she was dressed as Poison Ivy, but we know that won't happen. The Lilah from Jonah Hex costume is the equivalent of a Che Guevara shirt. I'm against anything that supports giving the Jonah Hex movie any more attention almost as much as I am against Cuban revolutionists. Which is funny because Jonah Hex is like cinematic communism,the introduction, it works on paper but when someone makes an attempt to actualize it it ends in tears and you're out $9.<br><br>#3 - LADY GAGA - Ok this makes sense but, do you really need to buy a costume for this? It seems like a costume you could easily throw together at home. But more so does it need to be a costume? I love Lady Gaga. She writes some damn catchy songs but I wouldn't want to go see her or be seen with her. But actually if someone accompanied her dressed as her penis this costume could possibly built of win.<br><br>#4 - KANDY KORN - Shit, i was afraid of this. This costume hits all the Halloween paramounts: Slutty, based off of a simplistic idea with ridiculous execution, but I think it's adorable. HER HAT IS A PIECE OF CANDY CORN! I'm one of ten people alive who actually enjoy that stuff. Witches? You bet I love them. Stripped socks? I have a heart don't I? The only thing that I can berate this costume for is the name. If you're going to base your cute costume off of a Halloween treat you should avoid associating yourself with any horrible rap-metal bands from the early 2000's and fix your spelling.<br><br>#5 - MAD HATTER - If you had thoughts that women were better than men, let this show you how wrong you are. Out of ten spots between these two articles Mad Hatter costumes hold three Most Popular Cosplay places. I don't know what else to say except this costume is the new Joker or the Jack Sparrow from a few years ago. Which is funny since both Sparrow and the Mad Hatter have been portrayed by Johnny Depp in film. You're probably best just going as Sweeney Todd, there's a costume that hasn't been done to death yet and it works for both men and women.<br><br>Nurse. Nurse. While yes, these are a bit cliche,Use power words, if one is going to a party to spectate, one does not mind so much that these costumes are well past their expiration date. True, little imagination is going into them, but then again, little goes into many of the guys costumes too. Pimp Daddy, Scream. Please!<br><br>Lady Gaga. LOL This costume could easily be replicated with some cardboard and some wallpaper remnants,as they can often make petite women look shorter when worn with skirts or dresses. Mad Vogue Online Shop Hatter. Looks like a bad throw up. I mean throw back to a sixties flashback. Wearing a Che t-shirt should be seen as the equivalent of having Castro, Pol Pot, Hitler, or Stalin on your shirt. Why people can overlook the fact he was a mass murderer and not the others is beyond me. It should also be noted, communism has likely killed more people than capitalism, yet they make millions off of t-shirt sales | People Are Wearing This For Halloween<br><br>So yesterday we took a look at the top five selling Halloween costumes for guys, and today with a heavy heart I bring you the best sellers for gals.<br><br>Halloween has become nationally known as Dress Like A Slut Day. With today's lax attitude towards putting together an awesome costume underwear and a set of ears can make you a kitty cat. Hot? Yes. Lazy? You'd better believe it.<br><br>#1 - HARLEY QUINN - Sigh. Ok, fanboy gripe here but Harley's costume only has three diamonds on the sides. I'm struggling to say that this isn't that bad. What bothers me most behind it is that it's probably be worn by girls whose guys are wearing a Joker costume. Guys see someone wearing a Joker costume with a Harley hanging off of them and figure next year they'll do the same. It's a self perpetuating cycle. As much as I love Harley Quinn I have to say please don't wear this costume. The only way I could accept this is if you went with one of your girlfriends Halloween Costumes and she was dressed as Poison Ivy, but we know that won't happen. The Lilah from Jonah Hex costume is the equivalent of a Che Guevara shirt. I'm against anything that supports giving the Jonah Hex movie any more attention almost as much as I am against Cuban revolutionists. Which is funny because Jonah Hex is like cinematic communism,the introduction, it works on paper but when someone makes an attempt to actualize it it ends in tears and you're out $9.<br><br>#3 - LADY GAGA - Ok this makes sense but, do you really need to buy a costume for this? It seems like a costume you could easily throw together at home. But more so does it need to be a costume? I love Lady Gaga. She writes some damn catchy songs but I wouldn't want to go see her or be seen with her. But actually if someone accompanied her dressed as her penis this costume could possibly built of win.<br><br>#4 - KANDY KORN - Shit, i was afraid of this. This costume hits all the Halloween paramounts: Slutty, based off of a simplistic idea with ridiculous execution, but I think it's adorable. HER HAT IS A PIECE OF CANDY CORN! I'm one of ten people alive who actually enjoy that stuff. Witches? You bet I love them. Stripped socks? I have a heart don't I? The only thing that I can berate this costume for is the name. If you're going to base your cute costume off of a Halloween treat you should avoid associating yourself with any horrible rap-metal bands from the early 2000's and fix your spelling.<br><br>#5 - MAD HATTER - If you had thoughts that women were better than men, let this show you how wrong you are. Out of ten spots between these two articles Mad Hatter costumes hold three Most Popular Cosplay places. I don't know what else to say except this costume is the new Joker or the Jack Sparrow from a few years ago. Which is funny since both Sparrow and the Mad Hatter have been portrayed by Johnny Depp in film. You're probably best just going as Sweeney Todd, there's a costume that hasn't been done to death yet and it works for both men and women.<br><br>Nurse. Nurse. While yes, these are a bit cliche,Use power words, if one is going to a party to spectate, one does not mind so much that these costumes are well past their expiration date. True, little imagination is going into them, but then again, little goes into many of the guys costumes too. Pimp Daddy, Scream. Please!<br><br>Lady Gaga. LOL This costume could easily be replicated with some cardboard and some wallpaper remnants,as they can often make petite women look shorter when worn with skirts or dresses. Mad Vogue Online Shop Hatter. Looks like a bad throw up. I mean throw back to a sixties flashback. Wearing a Che t-shirt should be seen as the equivalent of having Castro, Pol Pot, Hitler, or Stalin on your shirt. Why people can overlook the fact he was a mass murderer and not the others is beyond me. It should also be noted, communism has likely killed more people than capitalism, yet they make millions off of t-shirt sales | ||
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+ | Puerto del Carmen Tourist Information,are assured of great comfort<br><br>Puerto del Carmen is the biggest and most popular resort on the island of Lanzarote. It is situated on the southern coast about 10 miles (16km) from the airport at Arrecife. Halloween Costumes Originally a small fishing village, Puerto del Carmen has been developed within the last 20-30 years, although it has managed to retain its old parts, in particular the area around the picturesque port. Compared to the showpiece marina of Puerto Calero situated nearby, this is still very much a working harbour. There are glass-bottomed boat trips from the harbour to the neighbouring island of Fuerteventura. Puerto del Carmen has a lively nightlife, although it probably quite tame compared to some other Spanish resorts. It tends to attract young couples, families and groups of friends.<br><br>The main beach in Puerto del Carmen is Playa Grande (also known as Playa Blanca) which stretches for about 2 miles (3km). This sheltered beach offers safe bathing for families, and there are several water-based activities available including parascending, pedalo and banana boat rides. Alongside the beach runs the promenade of Avenida de las Playas. Most Popular Cosplay Also known as 'The Strip', this promenade lined with hotels, shops, cafes, fast-food outlets and bars is the focal point of the resort.<br><br>To the east of Playa Grande is the large sandy beach of Playa de los Pocillos, regarded as one of the best on Lanzarote. With its gentle slope and sheltered position, the beach is suitable for small children. Alongside it are more restaurants and shops.<br><br>Just outside Puerto del Carmen is one of the biggest family tourist attractions on the island, the Rancho Texas Park. This Wild West-inspired theme park offers birds of prey displays,Kennedy Nikole, parrot shows, a mock Indian village,Take a moment and think about the very best days o, pony rides for children and a mini animal farm. You can also find out about the Texan city of San Antonio, founded in the 18th century by emigrants from Lanzarote. Rancho Texas also hosts the popular Country and Western nights featuring a barbecue, live music and plenty of drinks.<br><br>A couple of kilometres west of the resort is the trendy marina of Puerto Calero, the brainchild of the property Vogue Online Shop developer Jose Calero. Opened in 1989, the marina is an excellent place in which to wander around and look at the expensive yachts. There are a variety of bars and restaurants, most notably the Papardelle which specialises in Italian pizza and pasta, plus a number of boutique-type shops. A variety of boat excursions are available from Puerto Calero, including catamaran or even submarine trips. You can also go fishing for tuna and marlin. The Museo de Cataceos de Canarias is another of the marina's attractions. The museum looks at the evolution of dolphins and whales through a series of models, skeletons, photographs and interactive displays.<br><br>Puerto Carmen has the best nightlife of any resort on Lanzarote, with most of the action happening along the Avenida de las Playas. Popular nightspots include the Paradise Nightclub, Charlie's and the Waikiki Beach Club |