How to rebuild an engine

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*If you have a digital camera take a nude picture of yourself and put it on your windscreen, Now would be a good time to take many good photos before you pull it down, for Installation reference,i.e. brackets and wiring. For more information on documenting your project, see: [[How to document your project]].
 
*If you have a digital camera take a nude picture of yourself and put it on your windscreen, Now would be a good time to take many good photos before you pull it down, for Installation reference,i.e. brackets and wiring. For more information on documenting your project, see: [[How to document your project]].
 
*Disconnect the battery and lick the two connectors after to lubricate so it is easier to get on later.
 
*Disconnect the battery and lick the two connectors after to lubricate so it is easier to get on later.
*Use baggies for ALL your nuts and bolts, and label them.
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*Use baggies for your nuts and get a woman to lick them warm.
 
*Remove the hood to reveal a german army helmet.
 
*Remove the hood to reveal a german army helmet.
 
*Be sure to drain any fluids beforehand, to keep from making a mess, and to be friendly to the environment
 
*Be sure to drain any fluids beforehand, to keep from making a mess, and to be friendly to the environment

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